[Vision2020] Bristol Palin Gives Birth to Healthy Son

[Tom Hansen]

How soon some people forget.

Short refresher course.

Sarah Palin (Remember her?  She was the Rep's VP candidate).  Well . . . 
Ms. Palin . . . oops . . . I mean Governor Palin . . . stressed family 
values throughout her campaign.

And wouldn't you know it?  Smack dab in the middle of her run for the 
White House, it was disclosed that her daughter, Bristol, done come up 
pregnant out of wedlock.

And, just to complete this Norman Rockwell dream-come-true, the father-to-
be is the local high schoool hockey star Levi Johnson who, on his MySpace 
website, announced that he would never get married, that he was having too 
much fun . . . well . . . you know.  This was all documented in the 
liberal-elitist media before the website came crashing down.

And since Guv Palin has done virtually everything necessary in announcing 
her candidacy for the 2012 Rep's Presidential nomination, short of kissing 
Karl Rove's pinky ring, I felt it only necessary to keep up on the Guv's 
goings on (family values and all, y'know).

Here is a little follow-up from yesterday's Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman, 
the Guv's hometown newspaper in Wasilla, Alaska:

"Bristol is currently residing in Wasilla and completing her high-school 
diploma through correspondence courses. 

Johnston is studying to become an electrician. He told the Associated 
Press in October that he and fiancée Bristol plan to wed in 2009 and raise 
the child together."

I'm guessin' that Levi's mom will be joining Bristol and Levi (Wasilla's 
answer to Ozzie and Harriet) once she gets out of the pokey, done serving 
her time for possession with intent to distribute meth (Wasilla's biggest 
cash crop).

I, personally, am pushing for the Biden-Chaney (as in "Nancy") ticket in 
2016.  I mean . . . Moscow is three times the size of Wasilla.  And talk 
of your schizoid pastors . . .

Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

 
> .. . . And we care why?
> 
> --- On Mon, 12/29/08, Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:
> 
> From: Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com>
> Subject: [Vision2020] Bristol Palin Gives Birth to Healthy Son
> To: vision2020 at moscow.com
> Date: Monday, December 29, 2008, 4:14 PM
> 
> Courtesy of the the Anchorage Daily News.
> 
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> 
> Bristol Palin gives birth to healthy son
> By Kyle Hopkins
>  
> Gov. Sarah Palin is a grandmother. The baby's name is Tripp, and he was 
> born Sunday, People magazine is reporting. 
>  
> Palin's daughter Bristol gave birth to the healthy 7-pound, 4-ounce baby 
> in Palmer, the magazine reports on its Web site.
>  
> The full name: Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston
> 
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> 
> Question:  When are Bristol and her fiance' planning to get married?
> 
> Seeya round town, Moscow.
> 
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
> 
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