[Vision2020] Weapons of mass dinosaurs
Melynda Huskey
mghuskey@hotmail.com
Mon, 18 Aug 2003 09:13:29 -0700
My son, who is three and something of an expert on dinosaur identification,
pointed that cover out to me: "Look," he said, "They are trying to kill
that Coelophysis. Why can't they leave it alone?"
Rosauers has a tabloid- and candy-free aisle, and I'd love to see every
grocery in town follow suit . . .
shopping is agony enough without adding the task of trying to calm an
outraged dinosaur-rights activist who doesn't yet know the difference
between a drawing and a photograph.
Melynda Huskey
>From: "Carl Westberg" <carlwestberg846@hotmail.com>
>To: vision2020@moscow.com
>Subject: [Vision2020] Weapons of mass dinosaurs
>Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 07:27:58 -0700
>
>I was standing in a supermarket checkout line on Saturday, and was perusing
>the headines in the National Enquirer, or the Star, or Globe, or Wall
>Street Journal, I can't remember which one. The story, with accompanying
>photo, was about Saddam Hussein's dastardly plot to develop an army of
>killer dinosaurs. Not only that, but according to the story, George W.
>Bush KNEW about this. Why didn't he just tell us? This is one American
>who cannot allow a foreign Axis of evil-doer to unleash squadrons of
>rampaging T-Rexes on our country. Can you imagine the mess they'd leave
>behind for the unfortunate survivors of such an attack to clean up? They
>don't make pooper-scoopers big enough for the job. Now that I know this,
>and that it came from such an unimpeachable source, I align myself firmly
>with Donald Rumsfeld. This cannot be tolerated.
>
>
>
> Carl Westberg Jr.
>
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