[Vision2020] Weapons of mass dinosaurs

[Carl Westberg]

I was standing in a supermarket checkout line on Saturday, and was perusing 
the headines in the National Enquirer, or the Star, or Globe, or Wall Street 
Journal, I can't remember which one.  The story, with accompanying photo, 
was about Saddam Hussein's dastardly plot to develop an army of killer 
dinosaurs.  Not only that, but according to the story, George W. Bush KNEW 
about this.  Why didn't he just tell us?  This is one American who cannot 
allow a foreign Axis of evil-doer to unleash squadrons of rampaging T-Rexes 
on our country.  Can you imagine the mess they'd leave behind for the 
unfortunate survivors of such an attack to clean up?  They don't make 
pooper-scoopers big enough for the job.  Now that I know this, and that it 
came from such an unimpeachable source, I align myself firmly with Donald 
Rumsfeld.  This cannot be tolerated.                                         
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
          Carl Westberg Jr.

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