[Vision2020] Weapons of mass dinosaurs
Carl Westberg
carlwestberg846@hotmail.com
Mon, 18 Aug 2003 07:27:58 -0700
I was standing in a supermarket checkout line on Saturday, and was perusing
the headines in the National Enquirer, or the Star, or Globe, or Wall Street
Journal, I can't remember which one. The story, with accompanying photo,
was about Saddam Hussein's dastardly plot to develop an army of killer
dinosaurs. Not only that, but according to the story, George W. Bush KNEW
about this. Why didn't he just tell us? This is one American who cannot
allow a foreign Axis of evil-doer to unleash squadrons of rampaging T-Rexes
on our country. Can you imagine the mess they'd leave behind for the
unfortunate survivors of such an attack to clean up? They don't make
pooper-scoopers big enough for the job. Now that I know this, and that it
came from such an unimpeachable source, I align myself firmly with Donald
Rumsfeld. This cannot be tolerated.
Carl Westberg Jr.
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