[Vision2020] When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Tom Hansen]

 With thanks to Steve Wesner, a friend.

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When you have an
'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out: 

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the 
Thermometer section and purchase
a rectal thermometer made by 
Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. 

When you get home, lock your 
Doors, draw the curtains and 
Disconnect the phone so 
You will not be disturbed. 

Change into very comfortable 
Clothing and sit in your favorite 
Chair. Open the package and 
Remove the thermometer. 

Now, carefully place it on a table
Or a surface so that it will not 
Become chipped or broken 

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from 
The box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small 
Print there is this statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer 
Made by Johnson & Johnson 
Is personally tested
And then sanitized." 

Now, close your eyes and repeat 
Out loud five times,' I am so glad 
I do not work in the thermometer 
Quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.' 

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, 
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE 
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! 

If you haven't got a smile on your face 
And laughter in your heart...

Maybe you should go and work 
For Johnson and Johnson! 

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

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Seeya at the polls, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares"
http://www.MoscowCares.com
  
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students.  The college students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."

- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)
 
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