[Vision2020] Holiday Cheer from the troublemaker

[Robert Dickow]

You know how in the movies just before the end credit roll they sometimes
show what becomes of the main characters? 

 

Here's what you might get after a showing of Tschaikowsky's 'The
Nutcracker':

 

 

The Sugar Plum fairy now lives in Atwater, California, where she serves as
Manager of the fruit packing division at Dole Packaged Foods.

 

The Nutcracker is now serving a 5-year sentence for impersonating an
officer.

 

Clara now works as a sleepwear consultant for Victoria's Secret.

 

The Arab dancers were eventually exonerated after being falsely accused of
being part of an Al Qaeda terrorist cell.

 

Mother Ginger operates a brothel in Elko, Nevada.

 

The Cavalier Prince and Uncle Drosselmeyer are now legally married.

 

The Mouse King's whereabouts are unknown. He was last seen in a research lab
at the University of Idaho.

 

Bob Dickow plays horn occasionally in the pit orchestra for The Nutcracker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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