[Vision2020] Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen

[lfalen]

I'm the life of the party--even if lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm vary good at opening childproof caps--with a hammer.
I'm  usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going
I'm awake many hours before by body allows be to get up. 
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear anything that you are saying.
I'm very good at telling stories over and over and over...
I'm aware  that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.
I'm so cared for--long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

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>From Getting Old Ain't fo Wimps by Karrn IO'Connor

Roger