[Vision2020] Cancel Sex & The City 2 in lieu of my masterpiece manuscript

[Scott Dredge]

If I’m writing the script for SATC2, here’s how it would play out:
1)  The girls get together for dinner and as could be predicted Miranda is unhappy and both Carrie and Charlotte are happily married.
2) Samantha tells the girls that she’s experienced everything that is possibly imaginable except one thing.  And then she drops the bombshell.  She’d like to have a bachelorette party the likes that have never been experienced on this planet after which she’ll get married to her fiancé (What’s this? She hadn’t told any of the girls she’d been engaged for 18 months?  Hmmm….) and live happily ever after.   
3) Charlotte wants no part of this bachelorette party to end all bachelorette parties, but the girls convince her that it’ll all be just ‘good, clean, fun’, so she agrees that not only will she go, but she’ll also enjoy it.
4) Carrie tries to morph her newspaper column to write about the spiciness of married life, but soon finds out that her married readers on average have sex less than once a month by a 50 to 1 margin and as such her readership begins to wanes. To improve her ratings, she chronicles a reader who has sex ‘7 days a week’ in order to give advice to her audience on how to spice up their marriages and her column becomes a smash hit for weeks.
5) Miranda finally decides she’s had enough of married life and motherhood.  She tells Steve she wants a separation, will be moving out, wants him to keep the kid, and she’ll pay him child support.
6) After watching a particularly provocative movie on ‘Lifetime – Television for Women’, Charlotte begins to feel pangs of a mid-life crisis oncoming.  In short order, she’s dressing in obscenely short mini skirts without even the decency of wearing any undies, displays and over abundance of cleavage, buys a sports car, and starts cruising around high schools just to convince herself that ‘she’s still got it’ and can bag any young stud or two that she wants.
7) Carrie’s column is destroyed overnight when it becomes front page headline news in 30 point bold type that Carrie’s vunderspouse indeed has sex 7 days a week, but alas – like everyone else - only averages the same less than once a month sex WITH HER SPOUSE.
8) Not to be outdone, Samantha’s fiancé along with Big, Steve, Harry, and a few other guys have the fantasy of all fantasies Bachelor Party – a luxury suite at a New York Jet’s game with unlimited beer flowing.  
9) The climax (HA! HA! HA!) of the movie is Samantha’s Bachelorette Party (how can this film possibly be rated NC-17 after displaying this graphic level of debauchery???  Did someone make an offer to the official rater that he couldn’t refuse?).
10) Cut scene to the next morning.  Charlotte is shown in bed wearing nothing but an ear to ear smile.  Details are left up to the viewer.  Was she a naughty girl as all of you filthy minded people wanted her to be.  Or…are you like the 1 in 6 billion pure souls like myself who have faith that she didn’t give in to her human weaknesses that 100% of us have?
11) Samantha outdoes herself and has a very traditional wedding complete with a pure white wedding dress AND, for good luck, smashes the entire wedding cake into her groom’s face.  It’s an absolute laugh riot!
12) As the show winds down, Miranda comes to the conclusion that the whole time she was with Steve and their kid, she’s really been blissfully happy and she terribly misses both them.  Giddily, she races over to their place to reconnect with them as one small happy family, knocks on the door, and with a big grin when Steve answers, announces that after some much needed time off, she’s ready to ‘move back home’.  Taken aback for a minute, Steve tells her that he and the kid have never been happier since she’s departed and in no uncertain terms tells her to ‘take a hike’ and slams the door in her face.
13) Roll the Credits!  
14) The ‘Brilliant’ Scott Dredge graciously accepts the Academy Award for ‘Writing an Adapted Screenplay’.
 		 	   		  
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