[Vision2020] Proposition 8 Overturned
Tom Hansen
thansen at moscow.com
Wed Aug 25 12:51:49 PDT 2010
Courtesy of ONN at:
http://tinyurl.com/24e99rp
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Proposition 8 Overturned
Last week, a federal judge ruled that California's same-sex marriage ban was
unconstitutional, leaving many proponents of Proposition 8 scrambling for
new ways to stop gay marriage. Here are some of their strategies:
Launching a nationwide movement to redefine heterosexual marriage as
"super-marriage"
Nonstop purity balls
Allowing students to shower with opposite-sex peers in gym class
A cap-and-trade system in which homosexual couples can buy marriage credits
when heterosexual couples get divorced or die
Proposition 233, a new law requiring all couples who seek a marriage
license, regardless of their sexuality, to submit a detailed plan for
returning California to fiscal solvency
If any of your uncles feel weird about it, the wedding's off
Spend $90 million on a bold ad campaign for Oregon that highlights the
state's quaint scenery, abundance of antique shops, and many nonjudgmental
communities
Just keep the protest signs in front yards comin'
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Seeya round town, Moscow.
Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
"Corporations are an oppressed minority forced to move headquarters from
state to state in search of friendlier tax codes--sometimes being forced to
live just off our shores in tiny mailboxes."
- John Oliver, The Daily Show
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