[Vision2020] (Attachment Added) Fast Times at Landover Baptist Church

[Tom Hansen]

Unfortunately, Mr. Deleve, this site is very real.

The site will not let the user delve any deeper into Landover Baptist
Church's minitry without registering.

So, I (or should I say "MoscowTom") registered (since it is free), just to
nose around.

After the initial registration was completed, MoscowTom was led to a
series of into screens (see attached PDF file).

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Copied and pasted from Pastor Ezekiel's "welcome" . . .

"How Do People Get Saved if They Are Not Allowed to Attend Church?

It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us
this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and
put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus
commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable
pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved
piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he
said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel."

That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate,
misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your
church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means
"GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The
only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's
four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True
Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like
Rush Limbaugh inviting Hillary Clinton to a meeting of Republicans on how
to defeat the Democrats in 2012. It's something you JUST DON'T DO!
PERIOD!"

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Then there is Rev. Jim Osborne (my personal favorite) . . .

"If I may, I would like to add a couple more points to any new people who
just signed up that are unsaved Godmockers who think we are somehow
"wrong"...

�� You were not invited here, instead you chose to sign up
at your own will.

�� We do not care what you have to say. If we did, we
would've personally invited you in the first place, now wouldn't we?

�� You are a visitor on here and you should act accordingly,
like you would in someone else's home. Any lies, disrespect,
hate-mongering, insulting, trolling, etc. will be met with the respective
punishment.

�� ALL people who join are labeled "Unsaved Trash" unless
they prove otherwise, so quit whining about it.

�� In case Pastor Zeke didn't make it clear to you: We do
our evangelism outside of our church and our forum. This is a forum for
True Christians!

�� We do not need to treat you with a modicum of respect or
civility. The Bible makes it clear how we should treat unsaved trash and
commands us to steer clear from them.

�� We follow all of the 1611 KJV Bible, 100% to the T. If
you are going to make the completely false allegation that we "bend
Scripture", you must show us where we have done so.

�� Finally, let me repeat the most important point....

UNSAVED UNWELCOME!

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom "Born-again Pagan" Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails."

- Unknown

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