[Vision2020] Team America

[Garrett Clevenger]

All this chat about moral superiority and war made me want to share what perhaps could sum up best our dilemma. It's a quote from the movie Team America. Obviously it's not completely accurate, but the analogy is great, and pretty funny. I post it below with the warning that it is graphic in it's reference to genitalia, so if you get easily offend by body parts, please, please, you are warned, DO NOT READ IT!!!

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"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"


If you didn't heed my warning and are offended, welcome to "America, f*** yah!" (That was the theme song, sorry...)

gclev