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From: "Dick Sherwin" rvrcowboy at clearwire.net
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:04:11 -0700
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Subject: Divorce agreement



  Divorce Agreement - Must Read

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG
PERSON, A STUDENT!!!  WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.



Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole  of this latest
election process has made me realize that I  want a divorce.  I know we
tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but
sadly, this relationship has run its course.  Our two Ideological sides of
America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it
on friendly terms.  We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable
differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a
portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can
come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be relatively easy!
Our respective  representatives can effortlessly divide Other assets since
both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them..  You are welcome
to the liberal judges and the ACLU.  Since you hate guns and war, we'll take
our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.  You can keep Oprah,
Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding
a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street.  You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal aliens.  We'll keep.  The  hot Alaskan hockey moms,
greedy CEO's and rednecks.  We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and
Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer places that threaten us.  You can have the peaceniks and
war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll
help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values..  You are  welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain.  You can also have the U.N.. But
we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.  You can  take
every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.  We'll
keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.  I'm sure
you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World to Sing,
Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickledown economics and you can give trickle up poverty
your best shot.  Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our flag.

Would you agree to this?  If so, please pass it along to other likeminded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will
need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J.  Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S.  Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you






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