[Vision2020] Palin Unveils . . .

[Tom Hansen]

>From The Onion News at:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/palin_unveils_9_11
 
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Palin Unveils Her 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Her Reformed Lesbian Niece, and 
Her Naturalized Mexican Half Brother

CARBONDALE, PA — Less than two weeks after introducing to the nation her 
developmentally disabled newborn and her 19-year-old son preparing for 
military service in Iraq, Republican vice presidential nominee and 
conservative Christian woman Sarah Palin delivered a speech Monday flanked 
by three heretofore-unknown relatives, including a naturalized Mexican 
half brother, a formerly lesbian niece, and a New York City firefighter 
cousin who saved several lives during the 9/11 World Trade Center 
attacks. "John McCain and I will take on the Washington establishment and 
give the government back to the people," said Palin, who several times 
gave the "thumbs-up" sign to her African-American coal-miner uncle seated 
in the audience. "We envision a better and brighter future for 
hardworking, selfless Americans like Ted, Anne, and Guillermo here." Palin 
has a campaign stop scheduled next week in Texas, where she is expected to 
introduce her stepsister Linda, a $35 barrel of offshore-drilled crude oil 
wrapped in an American flag.

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Seeya at Farmers' Market, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho


"Jesus was a community organizer and Poncius Pilate was a governor."

- Marilyn Trail, sister of Representative Tom trail (September 8, 2008)


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