[Vision2020] [RESENT] Re: Jesus H. Christ

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Tom writes:

"Rumor has it that Jesus was a Democrat as well, what with His socialized health care and all."


More unforgiveable and traitorous than being a Democrat, Jesus was a socialist (assuming he was accurately quoted by Matthew)!

Matthew: (KJV)

16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life? 17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments. 18 He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, 19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. 20 The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet? 21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. 22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.
23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. 24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. 

W.

DJW: Have you ever read and absorbed Matthew?

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Tom Hansen 
  To: Chasuk ; Vision2020 
  Sent: Tuesday, October 14, 2008 9:51 AM
  Subject: [Vision2020] [RESENT] Re: Jesus H. Christ


  Very good point there, Chas.

  In the absence of a certified and notarized birth certificate, we cannot 
  truly say from where Jesus originated.

  However, upon reflection, it can be cited that . . .

  "Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew"
  http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Jesus_GBHJ.mp3

  Sing along, Visionaires . . .

  Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
  And his followers too for many years beside
  Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
  That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride

  Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew
  And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you
  Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew
  Some say he was a secret Buddhist too

  With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
  He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
  And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
  Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare

  The folks in the region of Palestine
  Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
  Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
  Making god in our own image is a telling sign

  Christ always preferred the company of men
  And he never was ashamed of his love for them
  There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
  But many more the idea would just offend... 

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  Rumor has it that Jesus was a Democrat as well, what with His socialized 
  health care and all.

  Seeya round town, Moscow.

  Tom Hansen
  Moscow, Idaho



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