[Vision2020] The Heterosexual Questionnaire

[Scott Dredge]

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> To: vision2020 at moscow.com
> From: thansen at moscow.com
> Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:49:30 +0000
> Subject: [Vision2020] The Heterosexual Questionnaire
> 
> The Heterosexual Questionnaire
> Created by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., January 1977
> 
> Please answer the following questions as honestly as possible.
> 
> 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?  BORN THAT WAY
> 
> 2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?  N/A BORN THAT WAY
> 
> 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow 
> out of?  NO
> 
> 4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a fear of others of 
> the same sex? NO
> 
> 5. If you have never slept with a member of your own sex, is it possible 
> that you might be gay if you tried it? NO AND NO INTEREST IN EXPERIMENTING
> 
> 6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are so many mental patients 
> heterosexual?  BECAUSE MENTAL ISSUES CAN BE ORTHOGONAL TO SEXUALITY
> 
> 7. Why do you heterosexual people try to seduce others into your lifestyle?  THEY CARE ABOUT MY LIFESTYLE, SO THIS QUESTION IS NOT APPLICABLE
> 
> 8. Why do you flaunt your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are 
> and keep it quiet?  NO
> 
> 9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider 
> it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?  HETEROSEXUAL TEACHERS YES, PEDOPHILES NO
> 
> 10. With all the societal support that marriage receives, the divorce rate 
> is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexual 
> people?  BECAUSE GETTING MARRIAGE IS EASY
> 
> 11. Why are heterosexual people so promiscuous?  BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN AND SUCH LITTLE TIME
> 
> 12. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems 
> they would face, such as heartbreak, disease, and divorce?  I WOULD WANT THEM TO BE RESPONSIBLE.  NO UNWANTED PREGNANCIES AND NO SPREADING SOCIAL DISEASES.
> 
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> 
> Seeya at City Hall, Moscow.
> 
> Tom "Straight, but not narrow" Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
> 
> * Created by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., January 1977, and adapted for
> use.
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