[Vision2020] Dog Philosophy

Tue Mar 13 16:42:38 PDT 2007

Dog  Philosophy   

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue. 
-Anonymous  

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. 
-

Ann    Landers 

< /SPAN> If  there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went. 
- Will  Rogers  

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 

Ben Williams  

-Ben   

A  dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh   Billings   

The  average dog ! is a ni cer person than the average person. 
-Andy   Rooney  
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We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. 
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

- M. Acklam  

, quite unDogs love their friends and bite their enemies like people,   
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. 
-Sigmund Freud 

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. 
- Rita  Rudner  

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down.  
-Robert Benchley 

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. 
- Franklin  P. Jones 

If  I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. 
-James  Thurber  

If  your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise 
-Unknown    

My  dog is worried a! bout th e economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's  almost $21.00 in dog money! 
-Joe  Weinstein  

Ever  consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we  come from a
grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken,pork,half a cow. They must think
we're the greatest hunters on earth! 
-Anne  Tyler  

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea. 
- Robert  A.  Heinlein 

If  you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he  will not bite
you; that is the principal difference  between a dog and a man. 
-Mark  Twain  

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' 
- Dave  Barry 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. 
-Roger   Caras 

If  you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog  biscuits in your
pocket and then  give him only two  of them. 
-Phil   Pastoret 

My  goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks  I  am.  

Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen

Moscow, Idaho

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