[Vision2020] Gore Provides Surprising...

[lfalen]

Thanks Carl
You do have a sence of humor.
Roger
-----Original message-----
From: "Carl Westberg" carlwestberg846 at hotmail.com
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:08:37 -0700
To: vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: [Vision2020] Gore Provides Surprising...

> Now if you want some genuine satire, courtesy of Andy Borowitz from his 
> Borowitz Report:  Nader’s Ego Enters 2008 Race
> Massive Ego Fills Madison Square Garden
> 
> The field of presidential candidates got a little more crowded today as the 
> massive ego of consumer activist Ralph Nader announced that it was entering 
> the 2008 race.
> 
> For its historic announcement, Mr. Nader’s ego chose New York’s Madison 
> Square Garden, the only venue available large enough to contain the 
> candidate’s bloated self-esteem.
> 
> After being loaded into the Garden’s freight elevator and wheeled out onto 
> the stage, Mr. Nader’s ego said the words that its faithful had been waiting 
> to hear.
> 
> “This gigantic ego has sat on the sidelines long enough and watched others’ 
> egos get all of the attention!” the candidate’s ego roared.
> 
> Mr. Nader’s ego went on to enumerate the reasons for its latest candidacy, 
> telling the audience, “I want to see an America where I am on campaign 
> buttons, banners, and Larry King Live.”
> 
> His ego added that it hoped to fill what it saw as a void in the 2008 
> campaign: “There is no other narcissistic whackjob in the race, unless you 
> count Kucinich.”
> 
> The consumer activist’s bloated ego received rave reviews from those in 
> attendance, many of whom had fond memories of Mr. Nader’s successful bid to 
> wreck the 2000 presidential race.
> 
> “It was great to see that ego back on stage,” said Nader supporter Ralph 
> Nader, 73. “Finally, a candidate who speaks for me.”
> 
> Others echoed that sentiment, including Nader supporter Ralph Nader, 73: “I 
> couldn’t believe how handsome he was.”
> 
> Elsewhere, in a serious setback for former Florida governor Jeb Bush, new 
> research finds that the eldest children in families tend to have higher 
> I.Q.’s than their younger siblings.
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