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[Carl Westberg]

Now if you want some genuine satire, courtesy of Andy Borowitz from his 
Borowitz Report:  Nader’s Ego Enters 2008 Race
Massive Ego Fills Madison Square Garden

The field of presidential candidates got a little more crowded today as the 
massive ego of consumer activist Ralph Nader announced that it was entering 
the 2008 race.

For its historic announcement, Mr. Nader’s ego chose New York’s Madison 
Square Garden, the only venue available large enough to contain the 
candidate’s bloated self-esteem.

After being loaded into the Garden’s freight elevator and wheeled out onto 
the stage, Mr. Nader’s ego said the words that its faithful had been waiting 
to hear.

“This gigantic ego has sat on the sidelines long enough and watched others’ 
egos get all of the attention!” the candidate’s ego roared.

Mr. Nader’s ego went on to enumerate the reasons for its latest candidacy, 
telling the audience, “I want to see an America where I am on campaign 
buttons, banners, and Larry King Live.”

His ego added that it hoped to fill what it saw as a void in the 2008 
campaign: “There is no other narcissistic whackjob in the race, unless you 
count Kucinich.”

The consumer activist’s bloated ego received rave reviews from those in 
attendance, many of whom had fond memories of Mr. Nader’s successful bid to 
wreck the 2000 presidential race.

“It was great to see that ego back on stage,” said Nader supporter Ralph 
Nader, 73. “Finally, a candidate who speaks for me.”

Others echoed that sentiment, including Nader supporter Ralph Nader, 73: “I 
couldn’t believe how handsome he was.”

Elsewhere, in a serious setback for former Florida governor Jeb Bush, new 
research finds that the eldest children in families tend to have higher 
I.Q.’s than their younger siblings.

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