[Vision2020] Mrs. A-Rod is a Bronx F-Bomber

[Tom Hansen]

>From the July 2, 2007 edition of the New York Post -

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Mrs. A-Rod is a Bronx F-Bomber
Obscene Shirt Shocks Stadium

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07022007/photos/news003.jpg
Photo: Cynthia Rodriguez’s shirt offers an obscene view to kids and others
seated behind her at Yankee Stadium yesterday as she holds daughter Natasha
on her lap.

July 2, 2007 -- Oh, no, she didn't!

Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez's long-suffering wife, Cynthia, may have
finally flipped her pretty lid yesterday when she went to a game in The
Bronx wearing a tight-fitting, white tank top bearing a foul message on the
back: "F- - - you." 

The obscene phrase was plainly visible to thousands of fans - including
plenty of kids - as she, her 2-year-old daughter, Natasha, and an older
woman took their seats in the players' family section of the House that Ruth
Built. 

"[One] father, was so embarrassed, he got up and left and took his son," who
appeared to be about 10 years old, a fan said. 

"I mean this kid was right in back of Cynthia - his nose must have been
about 4 inches away from the words 'F- - - you.' " 

Cynthia's F-word faux pas also may have violated Yankee Stadium policy. 

The team's policy prohibits any banners or signs that are not in "good
taste" and also warns that security guards will eject any guests "using foul
language" or "making obscene gestures." 

Still, when some fans let nearby security know about Cynthia's four-letter
garment yesterday, nothing was done. 

"It was noted by police and security," one fan said. "They were aware of it.
I guess they didn't know what to do. I guess you don't kick A-Rod's wife out
of the game." 

It's not clear who the target was of Cynthia's F-bomb: Yankee fans,
management, the media - or even perhaps her wandering husband. 

But if Cynthia, 34, was trying to light a fire under A-Rod's struggling team
with her shocking message, it didn't work - the bumbling Bronx Bombers got
thumped 11-5 by the Oakland A's. 

The loss left them four games under .500 and 11 games behind the arch rival
Boston Red Sox, who are solidly in first place in the American League East. 

Cynthia's shocking breach of stadium etiquette comes a month after she was
publicly humiliated by her straying hubby's catting around the country and
Canada with a busty, blond Las Vegas stripper and Playboy wannabe named
Joslyn Noel Morse - revealed in a Post exposé. 

Despite - or perhaps because of - those randy revelations, Alex Rodriguez,
31, has been on fire when it comes to the baseball diamond, batting a
jaw-dropping, Major League-leading .406 over the last month. 

Howard Rubenstein, the spokesman for Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, last
night said he could not reach The Boss or other Bombers executives for
comment on Cynthia's sartorial stunt. 

A-Rod's agent, Scott Boras, could not be reached.

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go." 

- Jon Dyer