[Vision2020] I hope I'm not too late

Fri Jun 9 19:00:31 PDT 2006

Thanks, Austin, for the reminder of your pastor's gentle and respectful 
response to sincere questions.  That silly Apostle Paul.  You gotta wonder 
what he might've accomplished if he had just made use of the serrated edge . 
. .

keely

From: "Austin Storm" <austinstorm at gmail.com>
To: "nickgier at adelphia.net" <nickgier at adelphia.net>
CC: vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] I hope I'm not too late
Date: Fri, 9 Jun 2006 16:39:01 -0700

Here it is, but prettier! But not pretty like Art's posts...

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Dear visionaries,
Before answering Nick's questions, allow me to invite you all to a town hall
meeting we are having at the Kenworthy, Thursday night at 7. We would love
to see you there. We will genuinely attempt to answer all the serious
questions seriously. For more on frivolous questions, see below.

And as a preface to answering these questions, allow me to commend Nick for
this great new development in Socratic dialog. One party contributes the
monosyllables while the other front loads all the questions. "Simple yes or
no, Mr. Wilson. Do you repudiate your knavish behavior?" *Yes* means that I
acknowledge my knavish behavior in the past and *no* means that I intend to
continue it. Easy peasy, and philosophy looks around for new ways to obscure
the truth.

But in keeping with the spirit of the thing, I will try to keep my answers
as brief as possible. After all, *yikes* is a monosyllable. My answers are
in ALL CAPS for ease of identification. I am not shouting. Some might think
I have a right to be SHOUTING BY THIS POINT, but they would wrong. I am
viewing the current events in a philosophical spirit, much as Boethius might
have amused himself by counting his toes.

TWELVE ARTICLES FOR REPUDIATION

Article 1.  Christ Church member Roy Atwood now states that "Southern
Slavery, As it Was" is not a scholarly work.  This concession implies that
it is not as credible as a scholarly work.  When any press publishes a
Monograph Series, it usually means that this is the best specialized work
that it can find.  What is the status of this essay? What is the status of
other works published by Canon Press?

a. Scholarly or unscholarly, are you responsible for the work?  Yes or No?
YES, YES! I CONFESS IT!

b. Do you repudiate this work and your support for Southern Slavery? Yes or
No? NOT THE FIERY TONGS AGAIN! YES, I REPUDIATE IT ALL!

c. Are other works published by Canon Press credible?   Yes or No? CANON
PRESS? VILE STUFF, ALL OF IT.

Article 2.  R. L. Dabney is cited favorably in the slavery booklet and its
co-author Steve Wilkins is an instructor at the Dabney Center for
Theological Studies in Monroe, Louisana.  Dabney was a racist and condemned
interracial marriage, something the Bible celebrates. Dabney also condemned
the education of African Americans, something the New Testament advocated.
But your neo-Confederate friends have proudly republished Dabney's works,
which have blatantly unscriptural positions?

Do you repudiate Dabney and all that he stands for?  Yes or No? NO . . .
WAIT! I MEANT YES!

Article 3.  Your position on slavery is equivocal.  As a moral absolutist
you must say that it is always wrong, but your support for biblical slavery
and Southern slavery implies that it depends on culture and therefore is
relative.  Dabney's position is very interesting:  the righteous Anglo-Saxon
Christian has a duty to enslave people that cannot govern themselves.  The
"evil is not slavery, but the ignorance and vice in the laboring classes, of
which slavery is the useful and righteous remedy. . . . ("A Defense of
Virginia," page  207).

a. Do you repudiate this Dabney on this point?   Yes or No?
WHAT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE?

b. Do you believe that owning another person is always wrong?  Yes or No?
IT CAN'T BE ALWAYS WRONG BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET ME OUT OF HERE . . . NO,
WAIT! NOT THE RACK!

Article 4. Steve Wilkins is the director of the League of the South.  It
stands for the repeal of the 14th Amendment (guaranteeing equal rights for
all Americans) and the secession of 15 Southern States to form a New
Confederate States of America.  Some would call this treason.

Do you repudiate the League of the South?   Yes or No? TREASON IS BAD,
RIGHT?

Article 5. George Grant and Steve Wilkins support the novel "Heiland," which
has been compared to the "Turner Diaries," the book that inspired the
bombing of the Oklahoma Federal Building. The book's hero leads a violent
overthrow of a "godless" federal government.

a. Do you believe in the violent overthrow of the U. S. government? Yes or
No? NO!

b. Do you repudiate the ideas contained in the novel "Heiland"?   Yes or No?
YES! ESPECIALLY THE KOOKY PARTS ABOUT CHELATION THERAPY.

Article 6.  George Grant and Steve Wilkins are regular guest speakers at
annual meetings of your Association of Classical and Christian Schools and
Colleges.

a. Do your unscholarly views of the Civil War appear in the curriculum?  Yes
or No? NOT ONE OF MY UNSCHOLARLY VIEWS APPEARS IN THE CURRICULUM.

b. Do your schools support neo-Confederate and Christian nationalist
views?  Yes or No? MY SCHOOLS? I DON'T HAVE ANY SCHOO . . . . OKAY, OKAY. WE
REPUDIATE ALL ICKY VIEWS. NEVER HEARD OF 'EM.

Article 7.  Grant, Wilkins, and you are the principal speakers at the
February conference. The conference is called a "history" conference but no
professional historians are speaking.  The slavery booklet was one of the
publications of the first conference in 1994, but the fact that this booklet
is now declared "not scholarly" indicates that this conference and its
predecessors may not be scholarly conferences.  Furthermore, if you reject
the neo-Confederates, why are you inviting them to Moscow?

a. Is your meeting scholarly and credible?  Yes or No? YES. WE WANT IT TO BE
SCHOLARLY VERY MUCH. ANYTHING FOR RESPECTABILITY.

b. If No, would you consider moving it off campus so as to save
embarrassment to academic community and North Idaho? NO, WE WANT TO KEEP IT
ON CAMPUS SO THAT THE CREDIBILITY WILL RUB OFF THE OTHER WAY. PERHAPS WE CAN
LEARN TO ASK YES OR NO QUESTIONS TOO.

c. Doesn't this conference give credibility to a movement you reject?  Yes
or No? NO!

Article 8.  In your slavery booklet you condemn slave owners who had sex
with their slaves as "ungodly."  But Abraham had sex with his servant Hagar
and was convinced by his wife Sarah to abandon Hagar and his son in the
desert.

Do you repudiate Abraham and Sarah as ungodly?  Yes or No? IS IT ALL RIGHT
TO SAY NO? OKAY, NO.

Article 9.  You have said that your main goal is to defend the Bible in all
that it says.  Yahweh declared genocide against all the inhabitants of
Canaan and he made sure that it was carried out by the Israelite
armies.  Most people believe that slaughter of any group of people,
regardless of their reputed sins, is always wrong.

a. Do you repudiate Yahweh for commanding genocide?  Yes or No? NO, BUT I
ADVISED HIM AGAINST IT.

b. Do you support the international conventions against genocide?  Yes or
No? THIS ISN'T A PRO-LIFE TRICK QUESTION, IS IT? IT IS?  THEN NO.

Article 10.  In your slavery booklet you claim that since the Bible condones
slavery but condemns kidnapping, it was not sinful for people to own
Africans that they themselves did not ship from Africa.  I believe that is
as absurd as Buddhists who rationalize meat eating because they claim they
were not involved in the slaughter of the animal itself.

a. Do you agree with me?  Yes or No? ALWAYS!

b. Do you repudiate the owning of another person, any time, any place?  Yes
or No? CAN I GO NOW? NO? THEN NO.

Article 11.  In 1995 the Southern Baptist Convention passed a Racial
Reconciliation Resolution requesting that members repent for the evils of
racism and Southern Slavery. My understanding is that these are conservative
evangelical Christians, are they not?

Would you have voted for this resolution.  Yes or No? CAN I READ IT FIRST?
NO? WAIT, NOT THE BOOT! YES, I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR IT. TWICE!

Article 12.  When the League of the South was founded in 1994, it
recognized, as a way of honoring both Confederate soldiers and Scottish
rebels, the Confederate flag as a Christian symbol, specifically as the
Cross of St. Andrews.  In 1994 you founded your college and called it New
St. Andrews.

Is New St. Andrews a neo-Confederate and Christian nationalist college?  Yes
or No? NO! THAT WOULD BE BAD AND EVIL. DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN ANYTHING?

Note: my information on the League of the South comes principally from
Edward H. Sebesta and Euan Hague, "The US Civil War as a Theological War:
Confederate Christian Nationalism and the League of the South," Canadian
Review of American Studies 32:3 (2002), pp. 253-284.

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