[Vision2020] Funny of the Day!

[TIM RIGSBY]

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is 
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same  
speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your 
horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same 
speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this  
highly dangerous situation? If you do not know, see answer below.


Get your drunk rear off the merry-go-round!




Once again, I must copyright these emails as Dale insists on taking them out 
of context and posting them on his blahg without the prior consent of the 
author.  When will he ever learn?  What a dumb fuck.  Copyrighted 2006!!!

" 'Politics is the art of controlling your environment.' That is one of the 
key things I learned in these years, and I learned it the hard way. Anybody 
who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted 
and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid War on the other side of 
the World -- or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public 
property -- or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons -- or 
locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and 
twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it 
matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will 
wish you had voted." - Hunter S. Thompson

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