[Vision2020] It's excrementitious!

[Carl Westberg]

Dead mice aren't supposed to be in cereal?  Uh-oh.                           
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                        Carl Westberg Jr.

>From: "Melynda Huskey" <mghuskey at msn.com>
>To: auntiestablishment at hotmail.com, vision2020 at moscow.com
>Subject: RE: [Vision2020] It's excrementitious!
>Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:50:33 -0800
>
>In the interests of preserving my reputation as a housekeeper, I'd like to 
>make one thing perfectly clear:  Joan ate that dead mouse cereal before she 
>ever met me.  Mine is a clean and harmonious pantry, free from all forms of 
>pest and vermin.
>
>Anyone who's eaten at our house can relax now.
>
>Melynda Huskey
>
>>From: "Joan Opyr" <auntiestablishment at hotmail.com>
>>To: "Vision2020 Moscow" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>>Subject: [Vision2020] It's excrementitious!
>>Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 18:03:33 -0800
>>
>>So, excrementitious is not "new," but the latest published use prior to 
>>Wayne's post seems to have been 1875.  Could we perhaps classify this as 
>>"everything old is new again?"
>>
>>Yours truly,
>>Joan/Auntie E
>>
>>PS: I'm thinking that "It's excrementitious!" would be a great thing for 
>>Tony the Tiger to say if, for example, he happened to find a bit of mouse 
>>poop in his Frosted Flakes.  I once had just such a sad experience, 
>>spotting small, dark, currant-like objects floating up past the cereal 
>>through the creamy white milk.  Upon digging deeper into the matter -- or 
>>rather, the box -- I found a whole, dessicated mouse.  This was not the 
>>fault of Kellogg's, I fear; the fault lay entirely with my slovenly 
>>housekeeping.  So let this be a lesson to you all: clean out your pantry.
>>
>>PPS to Carl and Wayne: There.  In less than four hours, I found a use for 
>>excrementitious in not one but two -- nay, three -- sentences!
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