[Vision2020] The Brother Carl Experience!

[Carl Westberg]

I'd like to thank my radio co-host Joan Opyr (what, you say you didn't know 
about this?  Sundays, 5-7 pm KRFP FM 92.5.  I have no shame) for putting 
together my biography that's posted on her most excellent website.  It's 
just too bad she couldn't find a better picture of me.  I was so out of 
shape when that beach picture was taken.                                     
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
           Carl Westberg Jr.

>From: "Joan Opyr" <auntiestablishment at hotmail.com>
>To: "Vision2020 Moscow" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: Re: [Vision2020] The Brother Carl Experience!
>Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 12:20:02 -0800
>
>Scott asks (quite rightly):
>
>"Ms. Opyr! If your objective was to make the bile rise
>to the edge of my throat -- Mission Accomplished!
>Only the ladies can send love letters to Carl?"
>
>
>Of course anyone may address a love letter to Carl -- the more props amour 
>he receives, the better.  But unless you are of the female persuasion, Carl 
>is unlikely to take an adequately reciprocal romantic interest.  Despite 
>his near constant watching of "SpongeBob," the "Teletubbies," "Bugs Bunny" 
>and "Will and Grace," Carl remains stuck in his heterosexual hell.  On the 
>Kinsey scale, Carl is a one, and there's nothing any of us can do to shift 
>that meter up a notch.  Here's the thing, Scott: CARL LIKES WOMEN!  He 
>can't help it; he was born that way.  He likes women so much that he thinks 
>they're equal to if not quite possibly better than men.  Women smell good.  
>Women look nice.  Carl likes their hair, their figures, the way they walk, 
>talk, and their (general) lack of an Adam's apple and an itchy beard.
>
>Tolerance means accepting Carl as he is.  It means -- even if we don't 
>approve -- that we recognize his right to pursue his own happiness as he 
>sees fit.  As the Wiccans say, "An it hurt no one, so mote it be."  Or, as 
>my grandfather said, "Do what you damn well please, and tell the rest of 
>the world to kiss old Rosa."
>
>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
>www.auntie-establishment.com
>
>PS: I should probably point out that I, too, only answer love letters from 
>women.  Alas, Carl and I are not equal opportunity egomaniacs.  We're 
>strictly single-sex.  Sorry, boys.    Get more from the Web.  FREE MSN 
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