[Vision2020] No, it's Sean who's drooling . . .

[Joan Opyr]

Sunil asks:  

"Hey Joan,

If that Anne-Marie insists on drooling at Sean Connery, don't you think I should get cut some slack when it comes to Jennifer?"


Dear Sunil:

No.  I think Anne-Marie should make an appointment with Dianne French and get that astigmatism cleared up.  And perhaps another appointment with someone who can cure her of Catherine Zeta-Jones Syndrome, AKA Grab-A-Grandpa.  (I understand there's now a pill for that; Anna-Nicole Smith will soon be shilling them instead of Trim Spa.)

Yes, Sean Connery is rich; yes, he's famous; and yes, he was sexy, but that was 1962.  It's now 2005.  Sure, he's still got the charming Scottish burr, but the rest is all toupee and Viagra.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment

PS: If Catherine Zeta-Jones doesn't fancy a pill and would instead prefer the patented Auntie Establishment "talking cure," my number is in the Yellow Pages under "Mercy!" Get more from the Web.  FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com
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