[Vision2020] Top 10

[Captain Kirker]

Visionheads:

I am convinced that the most important job occupying Douglas Wilson’s time 
in prison will take place in the machine shop, where he will have to fill an 
order for a vanity plate that says, “THE CAPTAIN,”

Who is at your service.




Greetings & Salutations!

Here is a list of the top-ten things Doug Wilson will do when he gets sent 
to prison for tax evasion:

10. Read “Born Again” by Chuck Colson.

9. Start a new thread on his web blotch: “Yelling at My Prison Bars!”

8. Take up smoking to lose weight.

7. Trade Gideon’s Bibles to get more cigarettes.

6. Correspond with his new pen pal Jim Bakker.

5. Lead a Bible study for black inmates using “Southern Slavery As It Was.”

4. Make application to Doug Jones’ Zarafa Tutorials.



3. Get rejected by Zarafa Tutorials because Doug Jones will be in the next 
cellblock.



2. Host a Trinity feast at the prison cafeteria for his 2000 fellow 
criminals in G-Pop.



1. Fire Greg Dickison.



Respectfully submitted,



Ivan Brewski

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