[Vision2020] Re: Edna Wilmington is Doug Wilson

[Joan Opyr]

Dear Visionistas:

Nancy assures me that, having seen the Elvistential proof of Edna's 
existence, she has no need to take her investigations further.  She also 
doesn't have time.  She and her special friend, George, are far too busy 
exploring some recently revealed common interests -- ladies' softball, the 
poetry of Gertrude Stein, sensible shoes.  (Sorry, Joe Hardy.)  If these 
pleasant explorations should, by any chance, reduce their respective life 
spans, well, as George says, "Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking 
corpse."

For those of you still interested in whether or not Edna Wilmington is a 
manifestation of Doug Wilson, I'd suggest that you don’t really need a 
sleuth.  You need a shrink.  Is Doug's ego large enough to require more than 
one body to house it?  Does he need two chairs for his id?  Perhaps the City 
of Moscow should contract with Halliburton to build him a personality condo. 
  If we could make it a secure facility, I'd consider my tax dollars well 
spent.

Joan Opyr

PS: My own alter ego, Auntie Establishment, resides in a small, tidy garret 
in my brain, where, like Madame DeFarge, she knits all day and listens for 
the whoosh of the guillotine.  Auntie, of course, doesn't pay taxes.  She's 
the illegitimate daughter of Grover Norquist and the Duke of Kent.

PS #2: Sorry, Aunt Jane, but they were out of mayonaise.  Don't you think 
that mustard would go better with Edna's complete and utter ham?

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