[Vision2020] As long as I'm causing trouble . . .

[amy smoucha]

Nu-uh.  I'll buy you a cone, Tom--what's your favorite flavor?

Amy


----Original Message Follows----
From: "Tom Hansen" <thansen@moscow.com>
Reply-To: <thansen@moscow.com>
To: "Joan Opyr" <auntiestablishment@hotmail.com>,   "Vision2020 Moscow" 
<vision2020@moscow.com>
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] As long as I'm causing trouble . . .
Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:32:07 -0700

You are right (as usual), Joan.

It must be confusing for the members of Christ Chursh on Sunday with the 
Dougster present.  Who would they pray to?

I'm sorry.  Was that sacrilegious?  For that I will have to go to bed 
tonight without ice cream and recite five Hail Dougs.

Take care,

Tom Hansen
Just another Liberal Elitist loose in the Palouse

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a 
garage makes you a mechanic."
   -----Original Message-----
   From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]On 
Behalf Of Joan Opyr
   Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:39 AM
   To: Vision2020 Moscow
   Subject: [Vision2020] As long as I'm causing trouble . . .


   Dear Visionaries:



   Because I was intrigued (and because I’ve grown skilled at work 
avoidance) I took Captain Kirker’s challenge and visited Doug Wilson’s 
new weblog.  Fascinating.  On the left-hand side are links to a wide variety 
of Doug-related materials; on the right are links to Doug-related 
publications; down the middle, the ongoing musings of, well, Doug.  Of 
especial interest to me was the poetry (left side).  Out of sheer malice and 
cruelty, I forward the following epistle along with a piece of my own 
unmitigated mockery.  If I had any shame, I’d beg your forgiveness.



   I don’t have any shame.



   Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment



   PS: When Doug was on 2020, I always suspected that he was not so much 
interested in a community dialogue as he was in finding a fresh audience for 
some stellar me-me monologues.  What could be more to that purpose than a 
weblog, an online diary in which you build up a fan base by stroking your 
ego?  There's just no substitute -- if you're too old to sing in a boy band.





   Pale Madness

   By Doug Wilson



   Wisdom forsaken and folly embraced,

   Folly conceives and bears idiot children,

   Stubborn in creed and in mulish confession,

   They cling to the death of their civilization.

   Staggering, falling and groping through dark,

   Her poets and sages and pundits declare

   Freedom as glory and freedom as nothing,

   Freedom as goodness, whatever that is.

   Wombs are a deathbed, nurseries are barren,

   Men lie with others as though they were women.

   Fruitlessness calls on the gods to preserve it,

   Gods in their anger bestow pale madness.

   O Jesu, defend us, Lord Jesus have mercy.



   Posted to his blog, www.dougwils.com, on 4/23/2004





   Male Badness

   By Auntie Establishment



   Pass the remote, I’ll make love to you later,

   Dropping my Fruit of the Looms to the floor.

   The game is on now, and I’ve got my hot wings,

   A bag of Doritos, some bean dip, some beer.

   You go to sleep with your Marabel Morgan,

   Your Danielle Crittenden, your Myrna Blyth.

   And dream of wrapping Saran Wrap around

   Your fruitful belly instead of covering the

   Lime green Jell-o with pineapple chunks,

   My favorite, next to Ding Dongs and Twinkie Pie.

   Boredom, submission, and cleaning the house,

   Gifts of the spirit from my Priapic God.

   Lorena, stay away, Lorena Bobbitt have mercy.



   Not posted to my blog because I don’t have a blog.



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