[Vision2020] And it's not even funny . . .

[Carl Westberg]

Sister Joan, as a fellow minister, I feel compelled to admonish you for 
falling back on a proctologist joke in response to Doug's funny.  I was just 
discussing this at my favorite espresso stand, The Intolerista Barista, and 
we agreed that you need to, um, turn the other cheek.  And, as the pastor of 
the golf worshipping Church of Pure Liberty, where we're observing Master's 
Week, I would remind you that I most certainly know my holes in the ground.  
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                              Carl Westberg Jr.



>From: "Joan Opyr" <auntiestablishment@hotmail.com>
>To: "Vision2020 Moscow" <vision2020@moscow.com>
>Subject: Re: [Vision2020] And it's not even funny . . .
>Date: Tue, 6 Apr 2004 13:10:33 -0700
>
>
>Also not funny . . .
>
>What's the difference between a preacher and a proctologist?  A 
>proctologist knows the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.
>
>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
>----- Original Message -----
>From: Melynda Huskey
>Sent: Tuesday, April 06, 2004 11:11 AM
>To: Vision2020@moscow.com
>Subject: [Vision2020] And it's not even funny . . .
>
>Dear Friends:
>
>If I were a minister who'd just spent an evening teaching on "The Sin of
>Homophobia" in a widely-advertised local lecture, I think I might have
>refrained from publishing a not-very-funny or well-designed homophobic joke
>in my magazine--unless I wanted to appear both hypocritical and homophobic
>at the same time.
>
>Doug Wilson, in the latest *Credenda Agenda:*
>
>"The reason Episcopalians can’t play chess any more is that they have
>forgotten the difference between a bishop and a queen."
>
>Oooh.  My side.  It's splitting.   There's just nothin' funnier than 
>calling
>clergy members by degrading and homophobic names.  And since Episcopalians
>are so well known for playing chess, it's a particularly apposite joke, 
>too.
>
>Homophobia--it's a sin, unless you can get a cheap laugh with it.
>
>Melynda Huskey
>
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