[Vision2020] Christ Church and "Dude, Where's My Car?"

[Douglas Stambler]

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Talking to Christ Church people in Moscow is just like this scene from "Dude Where's My Car?" I didn't include the cussing...

-douglas stambler

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Jesse: "Hey, Nelson, let me order."
Speaker: "Chinese Fooood, may I help you?"
Jesse: "Yeah I''d like to place an order."
Speaker: "What would you like?"
Jesse: "Yeah, I''d like, uh, three orders of Garlic Chicken."
Speaker: "And then?"
Chester: "And then three orders of white rice."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then....... oh hey, you guys want soup?"
Chester: "Sure."
Jesse: "Yeah, three orders of, um, Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Oh, uh, some Fortune Cookies too."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Uuuuh, actually I think that''s about it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No. That''s it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No and then. That''s all I want."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then nothing else ''cos I''m done ordering."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No, see, all I want is the three orders of the Garlic Chicken and the three orders of the white rice."
Speaker: "Huh, and then?"
Chester: "And the soup, Dude."
Jesse: "And the Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Nelson: "And the cookies fortune."
Jesse: "And the Fortune Cookies, yes. So it''s just the uh, the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that''s it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And THEN, uh, you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand ''cos I''m ready to eat."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "NO. NO AND THEN."


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Talking to Christ Church people in Moscow&nbsp;is just like this scene from "Dude Where's My Car?" I didn't include the cussing...<BR><BR>-douglas stambler<BR><BR>*****************************<BR><BR>Jesse: "Hey, Nelson, let me order."<BR>Speaker: "Chinese Fooood, may I help you?"<BR>Jesse: "Yeah I''d like to place an order."<BR>Speaker: "What would you like?"<BR>Jesse: "Yeah, I''d like, uh, three orders of Garlic Chicken."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Chester: "And then three orders of white rice."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "And then....... oh hey, you guys want soup?"<BR>Chester: "Sure."<BR>Jesse: "Yeah, three orders of, um, Wanton Soup."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "Oh, uh, some Fortune Cookies too."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "Uuuuh, actually I think that''s about it."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "No. That''s it."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "No and then. That''s all I want."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "And then nothing else ''cos I'!
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 ordering."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "No, see, all I want is the three orders of the Garlic Chicken and the three orders of the white rice."<BR>Speaker: "Huh, and then?"<BR>Chester: "And the soup, Dude."<BR>Jesse: "And the Wanton Soup."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Nelson: "And the cookies fortune."<BR>Jesse: "And the Fortune Cookies, yes. So it''s just the uh, the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that''s it."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "And THEN, uh, you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand ''cos I''m ready to eat."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games."<BR>Speaker: "And then?"<BR>Jesse: "NO. NO AND THEN."
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